PSP Garden

Agent91290 · Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject:

Alrighty, here are my other captions then...
(The ones I like more are closer to the top, but i'm expecting all of them to get read since the change of rules)

"So..uhhh what happens when I click start?"

"Wow the psp really does have EVERYTHING. Okay, now where's the button to dispense condoms.."

"Wow those 3D graphics are incredible..hope I don't get an eye poked out or anything"

"This is something I wouldn't mind playing with in the dark..."

"I say we take a note from Microsoft...it's good to play together"

"Why, you have quite the replay value don't you?"

"Good for three hours you say?"

"So the PSP and the DS have something in common...Touching is good."

"Playstation, live in your world, play in her"

"Screw travelocity.com, I'm working for PSPgarden!"

"Oh dear, I hope she's the one...I cried for weeks when I discovered the DS had no port for my huge memory stick."

"You've got nice bulbs..what? I was talking about the roses..."

"Guns N' Roses any one?"

"Ahh that's why everyone said the psp was sexy.."

"Hmm this flower has extra big bulbs..better touch them to make sure"

"This is quite the titillating situation!"

"PSP, it has big guns"

"DARN!! If I would I asked for the DS, I would of gotten two of em!"

"Nice, but do you have in game rumble?"
or
"Nice, but do you have in game vibration?"

"If you look closely, there's a psp in this picture"

"Dear God, I hope theres a hot coffee mod"

"Hi, I have to warn you..I'm sort of stuck here, so you'll have to do all the work"

"We have something in common, we both have wood"

"Look at her, she's got all the bells and whistles"

"PSP, I'd hit that"

hojo · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 3:50 am Post subject:

Agent91290 · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:28 pm Post subject:

"It's a good thing I didn't ask for white or I would of gotten those freaky twins from the Matrix..."

"I'd play with that rubber nub all day long"

"..So....before I press start, you don't have any viruses or anything right?"

Agent91290 · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject:

"You wanna join my Ad-hoc network? Bow Chika Bow Wow"-gnome

LOWERthis · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:58 am Post subject:

"Listen lady, I'm sorry but I thought those were the analog sticks!!!"

"WOW!!!! this PSP comes with airbags!!"

"Thies head light graphics are even better then Ridge Racer"

"when i play psp my hat isn't usualy this pointy"

"Now remeber you cant wear white after Labor Day"

"NEW PSP technology, NOW WITH HOLOGRAMS!!!"

"LOOK GUYS! My PSP came with HOT CHICK DECALS!!!!"

"Look at my padded screen protector."

LOWERthis · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:59 am Post subject:

"wow this psp comes with head lights"

Agent91290 · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:14 am Post subject:

"It's okay..I forgive you for making me pay 250 dollars for 3 hours of service.."

"I wish I had this type of control over all women...not only can I control how you move, if you start talkin too much, the volume goes down at my command"

"OKAY I'll stop looking at your butt, not my fault God put a number down there..it's distracting you know"

"Please let me put my memory stick in your MagicGate" (The PSP's memory slot is called THE "MagicGate")

LOWERthis · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:17 am Post subject:

"im suprised a girl that looks like you still has tulips that red"

"THE NEW PROTABLE PLAYBOY-STATION"

LOWERthis · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:46 am Post subject:

"look a psp with oral appeal"

LOWERthis · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:04 am Post subject:

"all your boobs are belong to us"

PSP's new motto " small enough to play with under your sheet"

"im in love with a stripper"

"can you move your hair its blocking my veiw"

"red lips, blue lips, green lips, more, my psp is better looking then Zsa Zsa Gabore"

"i'm done sawing logs, now im playing with my PSP"

"stop it your making me blush"

"wow this sure does beet blowing you up"

Agent91290 · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:21 am Post subject:

"Man I'd wish she'd play a game with MY system"

"Don't worry, this engine will always push you to your limits!"

"Comes in 3 brightness levels?? Any more clarity and I might get an eye knocked out!"

"Sorry, my hand's gonna stay here, on my log."

LOWERthis · Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:23 am Post subject:

"Do you have rumble capabilities?"

"if i turn YOU ON my girlfriend is going to get TURNED OFF"

hakatox · Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 2:17 am Post subject:

this has become rteally unfair.....
why are you all allowing multiple submissions?
i think thats a bad way to go about it

Onyxx · Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:25 am Post subject:

the only unfair thing about it is the person who has to read it all and judge the winner.

hakatox · Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: